Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

GONNA

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Top Gear USA

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

BOTTOM!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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