What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Grammer is very important

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Your mom.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...