An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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