A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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