Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Woman Rights

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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That's not what she said.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Anti Joke

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