The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Paper shield.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

thumb_up thumb_down -29

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops