Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Are you Drew?

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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I said I hate niiggers

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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