How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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