Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Get in the car.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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