Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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