what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Anti Joke

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