- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Get in the car.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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