Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Spotto

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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