what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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