What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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You have cancer

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Give me thumbs up!

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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