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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Your mom.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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