- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

your mom died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

how may i help you

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Billy Cundiff.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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