baby seal walks into a club

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

you know whats funny the letter Q

Sophie Cameron is Gay

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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