- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

A Jew! Bless you.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

once upon a time there was a boy

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

BOTTOM!!!

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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