the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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