What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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say cheese

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Roey Jegen

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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