- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Knock knock. Come in.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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