A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

raisin boogers

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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