- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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