- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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