So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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