- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

a man walked into a bar ouch

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Republicans

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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