Jews

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Gorden Brown.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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