A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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