I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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