What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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whats black? a black man

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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