- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

knock knock who's there no one

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

A black person walks out of KFC

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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