- Anti Joke

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why does life suck? Because it does

raisin boogers

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why does life suck? Because it does

raisin boogers

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400