What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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How do you spell eight? 8

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69

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your going to die

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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GONNA

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Anti Joke

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