The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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