Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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so... how about that airplane food

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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