A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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