Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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