AIDS

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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