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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

A guy was beet by his wife.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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