A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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