Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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so... how about that airplane food

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Sac

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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im black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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