Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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