0 + 0 = 0

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A white person at Harvard

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AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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