Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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BOTTOM!!!

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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