An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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No.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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