Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What's clear and wet? water

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

An irish man walks out of a bar

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

acualy is dolan

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