- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

What's big and messy? A big mess

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

your mom died.

Billy Cundiff.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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