a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Women's sports.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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pickle sniffer

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Mark Wilson

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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