I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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shut up iggy

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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There's my tractor.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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