What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Women's sports.

pickle sniffer

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Mark Wilson

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Whats better than 24? 25.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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