Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Sac

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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im black

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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