Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Penis

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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