- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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