- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Womens Rights

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

brandon ya twwat

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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