Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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