- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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