A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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