'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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