- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Billy Cundiff.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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