- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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