What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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A women in the kitchen.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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