An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Mark Wilson

Womens rights !

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

girls lacrosse

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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