A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

thumb_up thumb_down +11

WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Rachel not blowing Robert.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

thumb_up thumb_down +9

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

the asian kid gets an F

thumb_up thumb_down +9

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops