- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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