A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Your mom.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

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