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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

you lose.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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