Knock knock Who's there Police

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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Justin Bieber

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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say cheese

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Women's rights

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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