what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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