Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What's clear and wet? water

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Anti Joke

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