Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Obama

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Snarf Nuggets

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

How come grilled cheese?

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

you know whats funny... nothing.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Harry Styles

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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