What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

So, same time tomorrow then?

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What's funnier than 68 69

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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