Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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womens rights

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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