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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

i have to pee out my ass.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Jake. Walsh.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

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