Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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womens rights

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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