.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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refridgrator

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Womens Rights.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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