When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Get on your knees Ho

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What's big and white?

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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