- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Womens Rights.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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