- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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