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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why did the

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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