Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

thumb_up thumb_down +13

shammmm is a lesbian.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Rachel not blowing Robert.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

thumb_up thumb_down +11

One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

roses are red, violets are blue.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops