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Matt is not funny.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Samraj.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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