Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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