Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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You are Nerochan right?

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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0 + 0 = 0

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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