- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What is a chair?

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What's clear and wet? water

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.