An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

the asian kid gets an F

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

your mother

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

you first

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Anti Joke

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