AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

soccer

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

A whale's vagina

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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