Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

YOU

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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