- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

i have to pee out my ass.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Jake. Walsh.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??