- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

whats up fuch you bitch

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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