A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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