Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

What did the peanut say to the jelly

David Silberberg is gay

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

Fiats

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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