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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Hello Braydon

This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

this is not a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Reading books

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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