Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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School

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Knock Knock Go Away

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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