What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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