What's big and white?

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Anti Joke

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