- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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religion.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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