- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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