Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Anti Joke

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