- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

A midget walks under a bar

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Justin's humor

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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