why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Jesus was a good guy

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Nickelback

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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