- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

hit the thumbs down button

A man walks into a bar

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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