How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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