why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Breast cancer.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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