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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.