- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Patriarchy.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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