Gun Control

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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