What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

i love to lick...

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

lol a man is drowning

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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