What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Snarf Nuggets

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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