If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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