- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

women's rights

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Justin's hair

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

the WNBA

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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