- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

lol a man is drowning

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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