Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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