What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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BIG PENIS

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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