Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

falling didnt make the difference

What you reading? reading?

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

0 + 0 = 0

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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