Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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women's rights

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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