- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Romans rights.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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