Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Illumati Confirmed

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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women's rights

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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