- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Nicolas Cage

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Obama

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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