A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Nickelback

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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