What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Membean

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Women's rights

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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women's rights

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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