- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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