How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Membean

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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