What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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THE END.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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