- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

0 + 0 = 0

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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