- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

hi bye

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Penis.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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