A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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