- Anti Joke

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Justin Bieber.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

josh roberts got the d in geog

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.