- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

falling didnt make the difference

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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