- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

knock knock. come in.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

What's big and messy? A big mess

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What color is red paint? Red

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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