Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Cows are land manatees.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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