James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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