- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What did Delaware? A coat.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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