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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Your mom.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...