A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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