- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

cliché rebecca black joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

What's 9+10? 19

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