A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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women's rights.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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PSN IS UP

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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