A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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