- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

How do you spell eight? 8

Shut the cork up!

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What did Delaware? A coat.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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