- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

leon harney ya pikey

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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