- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Do you like fishsticks No

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

what do u call a apple a apple

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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