Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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