- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What color is red paint? Red

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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