How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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